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THE DAY I CANCELED MY WEDDING ON A MARBLE FLOOR.

THEY THREW ME OUT—THEN BOARDED MY SHIP

THE WOMAN WHO CRIED INSIDE MY WALL

THE MAID WAS MY MOTHER

MY SON SAID THERE WAS NO ROOM FOR ME—THEN MY LATE HUSBAND’S CARD OPENED A DOOR I NEVER KNEW EXISTED

THEY MOCKED THE WIDOW IN THE OLD NAVY DRESS—UNTIL THE WEDDING TOAST REVEALED THE TRUTH THEY NEVER EXPECTED

THE SIXTIETH DISH WASN’T FOOD

THEY CUT MY HAIR WHILE I SLEPT—THREE DAYS LATER, THEY LEARNED WHOSE HOUSE IT WAS

HE TOLD ME TO LEAVE “HIS” HOUSE—SO I TOOK THE DEED WITH ME

MY DAUGHTER MOVED INTO MY COTTAGE WITHOUT ASKING—SO I GAVE HER ONE FINAL RESCUE PACKAGE

THERE WAS NO ROOM FOR ME IN MY OWN BEACH HOUSE—THEN I LEARNED WHAT MY SON HAD SIGNED MONTHS EARLIER

THE CHRISTMAS DINNER WHERE MY SON FINALLY HEARD HIS OWN VOICE

SHE SAID I HADN’T PAID A DIME—SO I STOPPED PAYIN

THE CALL HE FORGOT TO END.